May 2013
97 posts
rocketgruntcarlos:
[ ] Single
[ ] Taken
[✓] Waiting for Pokemon X and Y
eyeslikecominghome:
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
earthnation:
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
tvgropes:
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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK
rapedbyrapture:
It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life.
The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…
KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
fancifullauren:
irishfangirlshipper:
dorkstrider:
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
Shirt: $20
Me: Too expensive.
Book: $25
Me: Perfect.
deadlysick:
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
voldemortandco:
zubat:
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
dorkstrider:
i’d like to thank chicken for being such an important part of my life
Holy fuck, it’s Eurovision this weekend!!!!!!!!
My teacher just gave me a free copy of his book!!!!! Result.
Funimation: You should be watching
Me: Actually i'm like 103% sure i should be doing something else
dumbl-edore:
if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
snapchatting:
no i am absolutely positive that admiring cute boys from afar will make them fall in love with me
Shipping to the US: Free
Shipping to Europe: $500 plus your soul
Shipping fictional characters: pain
fishingboatproceeds:
baptised-in-vodka:
Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.
Is it any good??
It’s okay.
Hot chocolate and City of Glass to prepare me for a hard afternoon of essay typing.
TMI drinking game: Take a shot for every time Jace doesn't understand a pop culture reference
avalar:
im sorry mom but im just bein miley :/
Reblog if you enjoy reading.
littletrenchcoatangel:
“so what are you learning in math at the moment?”
that’s a good question
dadscar:
“NO, HOMO!” I cry as my dear friend, Homo, ran into the burning building to save the orphans. He didn’t make it out alive. He will be dearly missed.