rocketgruntcarlos: [ ] Single [ ] Taken [✓] Waiting for Pokemon X and Y
eyeslikecominghome: a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
tvgropes: (◡‿◡✿) (◡‿◡✿) (◡‿◡✿) (⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK
rapedbyrapture: It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins… KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets It’s so they can sell us bags
Me: Too expensive.
deadlysick: From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
voldemortandco: zubat: Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family. are you canadian
dorkstrider: i’d like to thank chicken for being such an important part of my life
Holy fuck, it’s Eurovision this weekend!!!!!!!!
My teacher just gave me a free copy of his book!!!!! Result.
Funimation: You should be watching
Me: Actually i'm like 103% sure i should be doing something else
dumbl-edore: if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
snapchatting: no i am absolutely positive that admiring cute boys from afar will make them fall in love with me
Shipping to the US: Free
Shipping to Europe: $500 plus your soul
Shipping fictional characters: pain
fishingboatproceeds: baptised-in-vodka: Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to. Is it any good?? It’s okay.
Hot chocolate and City of Glass to prepare me for a hard afternoon of essay typing.
TMI drinking game: Take a shot for every time Jace doesn't understand a pop culture reference
avalar: im sorry mom but im just bein miley :/
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littletrenchcoatangel: “so what are you learning in math at the moment?” that’s a good question
dadscar: “NO, HOMO!” I cry as my dear friend, Homo, ran into the burning building to save the orphans. He didn’t make it out alive. He will be dearly missed.